Not Me Monday 5~3~10

Ugh....what a week!

I did NOT totally get overwhelmed and forget to blog last week. Not a single day!! And I didn't tell myself "I'll get to it after dinner" only to be bogged down with other things.

I did NOT sign up for taking 3 dozen bagels to my school on May 3, and then wake up this morning, and her tell me that today was the day I needed them. I guess I did NOT realize that May 3 was a Monday....TODAY!

I did NOT turn off my alarm this morning without knowing it, and my husband didn't turn his off either. We didn't then wake up an hour late, have to race the kids to school (making a stop at the store for those darn bagels) and arriving 10 minutes late!

I did NOT tell my 12 year old that he was fine and going to school, even though in the pit of my stomach I had a feeling he wasn't.

And I certainly didn't get a bit excited when I got a call from the school nurse saying he was sick and had to be picked up. I didn't sigh a breath of relief at the thought of skipping my own classes today and getting my house picked up instead.

I most certainly did NOT come home, make my son go to bed and then take a small nap instead of cleaning the house like I had planned.

And I'm sure I couldn't have been the person to go into my daughters bedroom and throw away just about everything they had laying on the floor.

The house is getting cleaner by the minute, blogging is done for now and I will NOT go and do a bit of a happy dance now.


HAPPY MONDAY!!!

Not Me Monday 4~19~10

This weekend, I did NOT throw a fit when my husband decided to go to the mountains for a day with his best friend, after already making plans with me. I'm not the one threw a shoe at the door when he left and I most definitely haven't given him the cold shoulder since Saturday night when he told me his plans.

I also didn't decide that my son didn't have to study for his CRCT test, once I realized he didn't have to pass it in order to pass 6th grade. I also didn't say outloud that for all I care, he could fail it and that it would serve his teacher right. (I don't really like her, can ya tell?)

I did not buy some new flip flops, even though I know that I really don't have the money for them. What can I say, I couldn't pass them up??

I didn't suggest that my husband just shave his head to see what it would look like and I did NOT cringe when I went to kiss him and felt his bald head instead of a head of hair. I also did not say "I don't think anyone will even notice" when he asked me what people would say.

And I most definitely did not turn my alarm off this morning, deciding to sleep an extra 30 minutes and then run around like a chicken with it's head cut off to try to get everything done and still leave on time. It's going to be a long week....

Not Me Monday

Today is my first "Not Me Monday". I did NOT laugh at my 3 year old son yesterday as he ran around the house, pretending to shoot his siblings, while screaming "You killed my wife!!!" I did not tell him today "Please do not put boogers on my phone". And I most definitely did NOT encourage him to put his new underwear on his head to try to encourage him to go potty on his new potty. Nope, that wasn't me!!

I did not sit at the computer and watch as my husband took out the window cleaner and cleaned the glass door. (Ok, so I did...and I enjoyed it!) I did NOT giggle everytime I told my son that he couldn't pee in his new "Woody" big boy pants (and I'm not STILL giggling even when I type it!) And I didn't encourage him to keep saying "Buzz Right Here" instead of Buzz Lightyear. SO CUTE, but I would NEVER encrouage improper words like that. ;)

I'm not the one who rolled my eyes when my daughter needed my help with her homework, knowing that she really could have done it without any help!!

And I most definitely did NOT encourage my sons to keep teeter-tottering excessively roughly, just so I could it on video. Nope, I didn't do it!!!